This is the view from our $37 hotel in Vegas.

This is the view from our $37 hotel in Vegas.

This is a mall in Oklahoma (I think).

This is a mall in Oklahoma (I think).

This is my Texas Longhorn, who I’d like to name Burl, but Kevin says Mearle or Earl is better. He came from Six Flags Over Texas, where it is hotter than the surface of the sun.

This is my Texas Longhorn, who I’d like to name Burl, but Kevin says Mearle or Earl is better. He came from Six Flags Over Texas, where it is hotter than the surface of the sun.

Kevin had a little Squirt.

Kevin had a little Squirt.

Here’s a tank on the road somewhere in Texas.

Here’s a tank on the road somewhere in Texas.

We passed through northeastern Arkansas last night,

and saw such highway exit signs as “Cotton Plant,” saw one billboard that read “Discount Wig Supply,” and another that advertised diamond-encrusted cosmetic dentistry (for when you need to display your bling in your fake gold [or silver, for the thrifty bling enthusiast] tooth), and finally hunkered down in a Holiday Inn next to the airport where the windows of the rooms opened not to the outside, but to the interior of the hotel. We had a grand view of the conference room.

P.S., Little Rock was a disaster.

Just passed Christiansburg, Virginia!

Never getting out of the car.

I just found out what a Hardee’s tastes like,

and I truly wish I hadn’t.

Gas station wine from Virginia.

Gas station wine from Virginia.

Kevin consumes a cheesesteak.

Kevin consumes a cheesesteak.

My picture Barely joyous.


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